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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
This video’s title is the SEO-friendly “Breakdancer kicking girl knockout“, but I have two problems:1. They should’ve just called it “Internet” 2. They act like what happens in the video is a terrible...
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Congratulations, Soulja Boy, You’re No Longer The Worst Rapper In Georgia
This is a funny hype song written and produced for UGA by some students: for the students, fans, faculty, and TEAM. All put together in a little over 1 day, just getting a little fun and excitement...
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Rapping Christmas Andy Roddick Sets White People Back 100 Years
And now, the worst thing Andy Roddick has done to white people since bagging Mandy Moore.Allow him to introduce himself, his name is Roddick. Pronounced with an -umpty. This is him doing music’s...
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Bottoms Up: 30 Vintage Sports Beer Ads To Send You Into The Weekend
I’m a huge sucker for anything Americana, which is why I’ve often thought that I was born in the wrong era, but then I wouldn’t want to live in any decade that didn’t have the Internet or white...
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White Folk Falling: The Best Of Segway Fails
“Doing segway” is a sport, right? It’s a thing with wheels. That’s sports enough for me.Anyway, World Wide Interweb’s latest video of Segway fails is delightful, and a lengthy, illustrated example of...
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Scene Breakdown: These Auburn Fans Don’t Care For Ole Miss’ Marshall Henderson
On Saturday, No. 23 Ole Miss men’s basketball had a pretty tough time holding off a less-than-stellar Auburn Tigers squad, as the Rebels just barely squeaked out a 2-point win. Auburn’s Frankie...
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This Week In Racist Super Bowl Commercials: Sean Paul Says Volkswagen’s Ad Is...
"Why, because I'm black?"As has become customary in this YouTube era, companies no longer wait for the Super Bowl to actually air their Super Bowl ads, which is why any outrage from PornHub’s...
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Portlandia On The East Coast: The 9th Annual Valentine’s Day Canine Kissing...
When I read that the 9th Annual Valentine’s Day Canine Kissing Contest and Cocktail Party took place last week in Portland, I immediately pictured Fred Armisen dressed as a hideous female as a pink dog...
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Good Morning, Here’s Some Insane ‘Rope Swing Through A Canyon’ Footage
In the spirit of September’s rope swing fail comes THE EXACT OPPOSITE. A bunch of crazy people take a length of rope, a video camera, some dogs and a gross of woolen hats out to a canyon and start rope...
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It’s Friday So Here’s A GIF Tribute To Heroic Girls With Hula Hoops
One of the best perks of this gig, behind only working in my underwear and making Photoshops of Channing Tatum, is that people often send me very strange links, images and videos under the assumption...
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Braveheart MMA Is Weird And Exactly What It Sounds Like
Crazy assholes have been trying to organize sports around team MMA for a while now — see also ‘Beercup,’ the MMA/soccer hybrid — but no attempt has been as gloriously perfect and off-center as...
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Former Bush Spokeswoman & Fox News Contributor Dana Perino Killed Rap Music...
Here is extremely white Fox News contributor and former Bush White House spokeswoman Dana Perino — inspired for her hatred of Jay -Z or something — destroying rap music once and for all, in effect...
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Gwyneth Paltrow Would Like To Sell You A $950 Shot Glass & A $500 Jigger On...
When we last checked in on World’s Whitest Person Gwyneth Paltrow, she was dispensing her secrets for a successful relationship (more blowjobs, less arguing) in between getting a colonic and lecturing...
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Random Middle-Aged White Lady: Waka Flocka Flame And His Music Changed My Life
This is one of the strangest but most amazing stories I’ve ever heard. The short version: a 53 year-old white woman named Dianne who works as a social media strategist began following Waka Flocka...
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Exceedingly White Postal Service Fans Are Confused By Big Freedia Serving As...
There’s been a trend of late where big musical acts invite New Orleans bands/artists to open for them on their tours. For instance, the Red Hot Chili Peppers had the Rebirth Brass Band open for them...
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John Travolta: Ruining Alcohol (And Brazil) The Same Way He Ruined Christmas
photo via Facebook Back in December, John Travolta teamed up with Grease co-star Olivia Newton John to cover ‘This Christmas,’ instantly ruining music, holiday fun and the way we comfortably view...
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Finally, An NC State And Scotty McCreery Cover Of ‘Wagon Wheel’
My father and I have a longstanding, generation-gap-fueled argument about the song ‘Wagon Wheel.’ I’m a fan of the original version, where Old Crow Medicine Show breathes life into a partially-written...
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Somebody’s Gonna Kick Somebody Else’s Ass Over Men’s Slow Pitch Softball
Want to see a bunch of fat old caucasian bellies flopping around in the Florida dirt? Look no further than this EPIC MEN’S SLOW PITCH SOFTBALL BRAWL, to my knowledge the first time “epic” and “men’s...
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Kevin Love Won The NBA White Guy Award
“I will out-white you, I swear to God!” (via Getty Image) The NBA released the results of its 2013 GM survey on Tuesday, and while a lot of the results are obvious — LeBron James will win MVP, Anthony...
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Here’s A Hip-Hop-Themed Pregnancy Announcement That Parodies A Car Commercial...
…Really, do we need to post anything else? If there’s one thing that the Internet has taught us, it’s that there’s nothing we, as a species, won’t do to turn something into a viral video. A case in...
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